Q: I want to sell something on eBay, but I want to make a lot of money. Will artificially charging way more for shipping than it should be let me pull a fast one over the buyer?

A: I'm no economist, but that sounds like a pretty solid idea. I have some things in my crawlspace that I have been meaning to get rid of, so I'll try it out and update this post. -Terry

UPDATE: It's a pretty tight squeeze down there. Does anyone living in the Jefferson area have a small kid I could borrow? It wouldn't take more than half an hour, and he can use my shower afterwards.